Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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