a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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