Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
