You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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