i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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