I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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