Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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