I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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