She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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