It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
