Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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