very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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