Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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