Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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