All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
