they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
