Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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