honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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