He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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