I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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