I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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