We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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