we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Small penises have feelings too.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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