it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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