Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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