Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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