There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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