tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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