"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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