You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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