I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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