She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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