I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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