I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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