Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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