Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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