I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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