Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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