She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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