Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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