Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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