I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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