Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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