Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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