But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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