I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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