i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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