Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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