I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Okay so I just had a really great idea