some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Come on in and take your pants off
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