I could make wine with my vomit
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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