She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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