So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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