I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
one might say we're banned from that church
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
